You Got Punk'd!

One boy in class, who really drives me up the wall decided it would be funny to make me believe some hocus-pocus story he made up. And of course, me, the so very gullible fell for his "story".

T: Banar bah?
S: Ha, ha! Teecha, you got punk'd!

Theoretically, I wouldn't call it getting punked. But never had I have been punk'd really bad since last year.

I thought Level 2 kids and they gave me a hard time. Forever on MSN, I decided one day to ask them about mobile technology just to get some kinda learning going on even if the teecha was the student. Before that day, I had a habit of grabbing their phones and reading aloud their messages even adding a few made-up saucy lines! Yeah I'm bad.

S: Teecha mau liat gambar guhlprenku?
I nodded. He showed me some random pics and then came one familiar face. I jumped and screamed. I looked away, trying my best not to puke.

S: Ha, ha, ha. Napa teecha?
T: Eeee..barigali jua kamu ani. Mihir! Bleaghhh...
Ss: Ha, ha, ha!

The student showed me a picture of one of the kids in his bright, tight briefs and nothing else posing for the camera wearing a big grin. He's actually a body builder.

T: Eh kamu ani! Heh!
S: Ha, ha. Indakan teecha inda pernah meliat laki2 dlam spindet?
T: Errrr....
S: Ah! Teecha pernah meliat laki2 pakai spindet ganya ah! Gatal eh!
T: Baywatch kali ah! Phew! Lucky for my quick thinking.
Ss: Ha, ha, ha!

I was stil very ttr and so disturbed by the picture and I tried to stop from gagging. Then I went on a lecture about teacher- student relationship boundary but it fell on deaf ears.

The boy enters the class. I couldn't look at him in the eye. Everytime I caught a glimpse of him, the image of him appeared in my head.

His classmate whispered something in his ear. He turned red at first. I could tell he was embarrassed.

S: Napa teecha? Gambar apa teecha liat tadi.
T: Nada.

But we're from different planets, therefore different thinking.

S: Eksen tia, ia mau otograp ku ni.
T: Eee..ptui mihir!
Ss: Ha, ha, ha!


Bell rings. Phew. I walk out without saying goodbye.

Ss: Bwah dui, inda ia bertidur ni karang! Ada orang kepanasan ni karang malam!

Aiyah! Gross! That line didn't die out for months!