I ain't Willy Wonka

My Favourite Teacher

I like my Science teacher because she beautiful, slim and tall. She always wear baju kurung and fesyen. She have handsome boyfriend.

I like my English teacher. She always give choklet and sweet.

That was all he had written about me. *sob*

Every time I walk past, students would greet me and ask, "Cher, gula-gula cher" regardless if I do actually teach them. This has been going on since I started working and has gotten worse lately. Can you imagine that Mystic? It's been six years already!

It doesn't matter if I'm on the way to the ladies' room or if I'm in a hurry to class. Once when I was going down the escalator in The Mall, I heard that infamous question. I looked up and sure enough there were boys lining at the railing minta sedakahi gula-gula. Sheesh!

Finally I sort of blew my top off a couple of days ago.

T: Kenapakan asal teacher melintas kamu minta gula-gula?

S: Mestilah, teacher gudang gula-gula.

All I can say now is thank God for the fasting month. I get a month of no gula-gula. Come Raya and it will be a different question though! Aiya...................

SELAMAT BERPUASA TO ALL MUSLIM READERS!