Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Body Language Part 2

A good-looking young man was standing at the supermarket checkout next to me. I stared at him.

"Ada kad?" asked the cashier, bemused.

The guy took a look at me and whistled.

I ignored.

He leaned against the railing and invited me to a restaurant. He slicked his hair back with one hand and grinned at me. So suave.

I declined.

He begged and made a puppy face.

I still declined.

Meanwhile the cashier was more amused. She didn't even bother to hide her smile.

I knew I couldn't escape. So I agreed.

He jumped with joy.

The cashier snickered.

He and I left together.

Little did she know that he was actually my ex-student. The only reason why I followed him to the restaurant was because he works there and he wanted to keep his promise he had made a long time ago
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to give me a discount every time I buy his chicken! Just one of the perks of being a teacher!

Other privileges:

a) Discount at cinema snack bar
b) Discount every time I buy rojak at Delima
c) Extra speedy bell hop service at a hotel
d) Cut & cleaned fresh chicken at The Mall

So next time when a much younger guy goes "Phewitt!" and offers me something, don't get too excited.

It's probably just chicken :)

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