Everybody knows getting kids to speak in class is like squeezing blood out of stone especially when it comes to getting them to explain things.
T: So why do you think the ship turned into stone?
Ss: *silence*
T: Because?
T: Because? Because......?
Ss: Because of you (Kelly Clarkson song) Ha, ha, ha!
And they never even bother to finish the song! But when it comes to explaining about other stuff, you don't hafta even pry.
S: Cher, kan ke toilet. Kan beria ku. Inda ku tahan!
Dalam my hati, I wanna say "Thank you for spoiling my lunch plans!" but I just give a simple nod, hinting that the extra information wasn't appreciated.
S: Cher, kan ke toilet. Kan tekamih ku ni. banjir karang!
I would expect a male student to say this but even my girls give this kind of extra information.
S: Cher, kan ke jamban ku. Kan buang ingus!
And they point to their "fully loaded" nose just to make a point.
S: Cher, kan buang kahak ku. *Kooooooiiiiik* Ptui!
And I'm like c'mon please, have some class. But the kids don't see the point. One girl even went to great lengths to explain that her friend had an untimely visit from Aunt Flo and had to go to the bathroom. OK, I understand the situation but then she gave a graphic description of what to do in the loo and I'm like, "God, help me!"
But the explanation below really takes the cake.
Tempat di tuju: Rumah
Alasan balik awal: Sebab sakit parut susah kan beria.
Hope he didn't forget to flush!
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